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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

CDC Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

How did I miss this entry on the official CDC Public Health Matters Blog!?

Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

Oh yeah, the Center For Disease Control is on the case!

If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation.

What they fail to recognize is that in all zombie literature to date, the CDC performs its useless analysis task in vein until the military finally shoves them aside and implements some form of cataclysmic “quarantine” while the humble hero stumbles into his role as the Great Zombie Killer and saves the day.

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