1. Turn plucky startup into huge success without ever opening an office in Washington.
2. Develop a libertarian streak as competitors use government to cut you down.
3. Give in, open an office in Washington, and realize that to survive, you too will need to learn to manipulate government to harm your competitors.
a Google spokesman argued that a cabal of antitrust lawyers, lobbyists and public relations firms is conspiring against the Internet search giant. The mastermind? Google says it’s Microsoft.
Really? And you didn’t see this coming?
The chance that the government is going to interfere with your business is directly proportional to the amount of time you invest lobbying for the government to interfere in your business.
Just don’t have the temerity to act surprised when that big government regulation flashlight hears your cry and swings over into your previously dark corner of the market.