Someone is selling little cover ups for the new airport “naked view” scanners at flyingpasties.com. On the site they have images of a regular scanner image but (a) don’t have any with the pasties on so you can’t see how well they work and (b) there aren't any testimonials of how the TSA actually reacts to these. I’m guessing if you went through a scanner with a large area blocked by an amorphous blob you are gonna get patted down anyway. If that is the case, just ask for the pat down in the first place.
oh, and I *am* jealous that I didn’t get in on this myself.