Which is pretty much summed up as
Suddenly, if conservatives want to transcend race, we have to agree to massive increases in the size of government and socialized medicine.
And Jonah you know the answer to this one
Seriously, if Hillary Clinton were president, would conservatives really be rolling over for the same health-care plan because she’s white?
No. It would still be objectionable, but it would be because she’s a woman!
But the best line is
Two weeks ago, town hallers were supposed to be members of the Brooks Brothers brigade, Astroturf division. Now they’re well-armed anti-government militias. At this rate, they’ll soon be android ninjas with laser vision. Wait, strike that. They’ll be really racist android ninjas with laser vision.
Now if he had only worked in a zombie reference…